“I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who’s willing to take on the job.”

– Prince Harry, whose desire to have kids comes second to finding a suitable wife, in an ABC interview

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“I’ve had guys tell me … ‘Hey, you know, if you have sex, it’ll help you run faster.’ “

– Olympic runner Lori “Lolo” Jones, who’s saving her virginity for marriage, on HBO’s Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

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“I like to think divorce is not an option.”

- Khloé Kardashian, who’s putting Khloé & Lamar on hold for now because she says “part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support,” to PEOPLE

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“I figured with his background he should just put a ‘K’ with a period to give him some flexibility.”

- Tattoo artist James Eastwood, who inked Kelsey Grammer with his fourth wife’s name, Kayte, to the Chicago Sun-Times

“I know he’s the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon…He knows it should be big, cuz if it’s small I’m saying no. Like, ‘Get another ring!’ “

Snooki, to PEOPLE on Jan. 12, who is now engaged to Jionni LaValle — and pregnant! — according to a source

“Romance is interesting, but somebody much more prolific than I am put it better – she should be a Madonna in the kitchen and a wh–– in the bedroom.”

Gene Simmons, who’s happily married to Shannon Tweed, advising couples to “put out,” to Hollyscoop

“Married life is exactly like non-married life, except you’re not constantly having the feeling that you’re disappointing your significant other by not marrying them.”

Golden Globe nominee and newlywed Seth Rogen, who’s enjoying life with wife Lauren Miller