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Celeb Quote of the Week #1


"Last time you were here, we kissed a few times. I felt like we really hit it off. We had a few laughs together. It really seemed like we had some chemistry, and then the next thing I know, I hear you are engaged."

– Jimmy Kimmel, who enjoyed yet another lip-lock with groom-to-be Johnny Depp, on his late-night talk show

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Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"Last time you were here, we kissed a few times. I felt like we really hit it off. We had a few laughs together. It really seemed like we had some chemistry, and then the next thing I know, I hear you are engaged."

Jimmy Kimmel, who enjoyed yet another lip-lock with groom-to-be Johnny Depp, on his late-night talk show

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Celeb Quote of the Week #9
– Kanye West, ending his rap feud with Jimmy Kimmel on his late night talk show
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Celeb Quote of the Week #9
– Kanye West, ending his rap feud with Jimmy Kimmel on his late night talk show
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Celeb Quote of the Week #9

Kanye West, ending his rap feud with Jimmy Kimmel on his late night talk show

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We Are All Kanye: West Tells Kimmel He’s Misunderstood, But We Get You, Yeezy

Celeb Quote of the Week #2

"When you’re Justin Bieber, the world is your toilet."

– Jimmy Kimmel, on Justin Bieber's latest scandal – urinating into a restaurant mop bucket, during his monologue
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Celeb Quote of the Week #2

"When you’re Justin Bieber, the world is your toilet."

– Jimmy Kimmel, on Justin Bieber's latest scandal – urinating into a restaurant mop bucket, during his monologue
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Celeb Quote of the Week #2

"When you’re Justin Bieber, the world is your toilet."

Jimmy Kimmel, on Justin Bieber's latest scandal – urinating into a restaurant mop bucket, during his monologue

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Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"That’s more kissing than I did in all of high school."

– Jimmy Kimmel, who received not one, not two, but three kisses from Lone Ranger star Johnny Depp, on his late-night talk show
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Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"That’s more kissing than I did in all of high school."

– Jimmy Kimmel, who received not one, not two, but three kisses from Lone Ranger star Johnny Depp, on his late-night talk show
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Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"That’s more kissing than I did in all of high school."

Jimmy Kimmel, who received not one, not two, but three kisses from Lone Ranger star Johnny Depp, on his late-night talk show

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Celeb Quote of the Week #6



"Pork severing ties with Paula Deen is like spinach cutting ties with Popeye."


– Jimmy Kimmel, on Smithfield Foods’ decision to terminate their endorsement deal with Paula Deen, in his monologue



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Celeb Quote of the Week #6



"Pork severing ties with Paula Deen is like spinach cutting ties with Popeye."


– Jimmy Kimmel, on Smithfield Foods’ decision to terminate their endorsement deal with Paula Deen, in his monologue



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Celeb Quote of the Week #6

"Pork severing ties with Paula Deen is like spinach cutting ties with Popeye."

Jimmy Kimmel, on Smithfield Foods’ decision to terminate their endorsement deal with Paula Deen, in his monologue

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"I just hope it doesn’t pop out with a weird accent."
– Channing Tatum, on his and wife Jenna's plan to give birth in London, on Jimmy Kimmel Live

"I just hope it doesn’t pop out with a weird accent."

– Channing Tatum, on his and wife Jenna's plan to give birth in London, on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Celeb Quote of the Week #4 


"What’s that, Jimmy? Is there a new host in town? And his initials are MD. That’s right, the doctor is in."

– Matt Damon, in a “revenge video” promoting his appearance – and ongoing “feud” – on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, on YouTube




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Celeb Quote of the Week #4 


"What’s that, Jimmy? Is there a new host in town? And his initials are MD. That’s right, the doctor is in."

– Matt Damon, in a “revenge video” promoting his appearance – and ongoing “feud” – on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, on YouTube




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Celeb Quote of the Week #4 

"What’s that, Jimmy? Is there a new host in town? And his initials are MD. That’s right, the doctor is in."

Matt Damon, in a “revenge video” promoting his appearance – and ongoing “feud” – on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, on YouTube

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"I have such extraordinarily loud pecks - sounds like am walking around in wellies."
- Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson, after watching his onscreen kiss with costar (and newly reunited girlfriend) Kristen Stewart, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

"I have such extraordinarily loud pecks - sounds like am walking around in wellies."

- Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson, after watching his onscreen kiss with costar (and newly reunited girlfriend) Kristen Stewart, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

"Let’s not forget: In a way, all of you are winners tonight, but in a much more literal way, most of you will be losers. The important thing is we get out of here and you can put on your fat pants."

– Emmys host Jimmy Kimmel, during his opening monologue for Sunday’s Emmy Awards


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"Let’s not forget: In a way, all of you are winners tonight, but in a much more literal way, most of you will be losers. The important thing is we get out of here and you can put on your fat pants."

– Emmys host Jimmy Kimmel, during his opening monologue for Sunday’s Emmy Awards

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