“What is the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law … I don’t have to play grab a–– under the table on Easter Sunday.”
- Nick Lachey, taking a jab at ex-wife Jessica Simpson’s dad, on Watch What Happens Live
“What is the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law … I don’t have to play grab a–– under the table on Easter Sunday.”
- Nick Lachey, taking a jab at ex-wife Jessica Simpson’s dad, on Watch What Happens Live
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”
- Jessica Simpson, confirming she’s expecting a baby boy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“I often find myself thinking that no one could ever make up the things that actually happen in my life – so between the real-life elements and a great team of writers, I think we’ll have people laughing!”
- Jessica Simpson, who is developing a TV show for NBC based on her life, to The Hollywood Reporter
“Last year at Daddy’s party, Maxwell was in my belly. This year she’s in my arms!”
– Jessica Simpson, sharing a new photo of 4-month-old daughter Maxwell at fiancé Eric Johnson’s 33rd birthday, on her website
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“My boobs are way too big to run at this point.”
– Jessica Simpson, on resorting to walking workouts to drop the baby weight, to USA Today
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Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???
-New mom Jessica Simpson, showing off some serious cleavage on Twitter
“Whoa, she is a chunk!”
– Jessica Simpson, on what one of the nurses exclaimed after the new mom delivered her 9 lb., 13 oz. daughter Maxwell, to PEOPLE
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“From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!”
- Jessica Simpson, dishing about her new daughter, to PEOPLE
For exclusive details about Maxwell’s first few weeks at home – including all the details of her birth, Simpson’s plans for a wedding and more children, and first photos of the new family – pick up this week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday
“Crossing my fingers for hot stuff Phillip Phillips!!”
- Jessica Simpson, taking sides for tonight’s American Idol finale, on Twitter
“I can’t wait to see if he can master ponytails and braids!”
- Jessica Simpson, who already said fiancé Eric Johnson “is going to be an unbelievable dad” before welcoming baby girl Maxwell Drew yesterday, to PEOPLE
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