“Well I’ve spent time with George Clooney and he’s the most interesting man on the planet. He can do it all. Yep, I guess what I’m saying is I’d have sex with him.”
– Channing Tatum, crushing on the former Sexiest Man Alive star, according to the U.K.’s The Sun
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“What can he tell me? Other than how to protect my liver!”
– Brad Pitt, on asking pal George Clooney for advice on turning 50, in this week’s PEOPLE
“In the event that he can’t serve, the former Sexiest Man can take over, so if he slips up, I’m ready to take back the crown.”
- The Two-Time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney, who turns 51 today, to PEOPLE in 2007
From his mullet days to his Caesar cuts and every hairstyle in between, see George handsome shots over the years here!
“This is for the government in Khartoum to stop randomly killing its own innocent men, women and children. Stop raping them and stop starving them. That’s all we ask.”
George Clooney, who was arrested this morning for protesting outside the Sudanese embassy in Washington, D.C. to bring attention to that country’s president, Omar al-Bashir, provoking a crisis with his blockade of humanitarian aide
“I don’t give a s—-.”
George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay, to The Advocate
“I sent a memo to the entire Italian crew, in Italian, that said, ‘Dear Crew:…George Clooney asks that, this is a very difficult role for him. He needs to concentrate deeply. Mr. Clooney asks that you try not to interrupt him, look him in the eye. If you do need to address Mr. Clooney, please refer to him only as ‘Daniel’ or ‘Mr. Ocean.’ ”
Brad Pitt, on his Oceans 11 onset stunt that set off a practical joke war between him and George Clooney, on Inside the Actors Studio
In response to the career-ending prank Clooney says he has waiting in the wings for his former costar, Pitt says he’s got one in his arsenal as well:
“Whatever he’s got, this is uglier. It’s so bad, I don’t even know if I can do it.”
“I’ve now been lei’d. I can’t say how happy I am.”
George Clooney, after E! host Giuliana Rancic fulfilled her big dream of lei-ing the Hollywood star - along with his date, girlfriend Stacey Keibler
“I have done some horrible things to people. Truly, truly horrible. I’m working on one right now for Brad Pitt. It might end his career.”
Legendary Jokester George Clooney, on the 2-years-in-the-making prank he’s planning for his Hollywood pal, on Inside the Actors Studio
“Drinking and passing out.”
George Clooney’s secret on making it through awards season
“You kno its love when your boyfriend has elbow surgery 2 days ago and takes u to a #ravens game…especially when he’s a Bengals fan.”
George Clooney’s paramour - and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader - Stacy Keibler, Tweeting about her NFL date night with her injured guy
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