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Jimmy Kimmel Owns the Emmy Awards Announcement Ceremony! Check Out His Best Jokes:
“This is a sex dream, isn’t it?” 
– Looking confused, Jimmy Kimmel stepped onto the stage and cracked a joke about being a last-minute replacement for Nick Offerman 
 ”This could be just as good at noon, really.” 
– Joking about the announcement’s early hour – since the nominations are revealed live from Los Angeles at 5:40 a.m. PST 
“This is from the husky baby collection. Thank you for asking.” 
– In response to Kerry Washington’s question (“Who are you wearing?”) about his sleepwear 
Read more of the late-night host’s best one-liners here.

Jimmy Kimmel Owns the Emmy Awards Announcement Ceremony! Check Out His Best Jokes:

“This is a sex dream, isn’t it?” 

– Looking confused, Jimmy Kimmel stepped onto the stage and cracked a joke about being a last-minute replacement for Nick Offerman 

 ”This could be just as good at noon, really.” 

Joking about the announcement’s early hour – since the nominations are revealed live from Los Angeles at 5:40 a.m. PST 

“This is from the husky baby collection. Thank you for asking.” 

– In response to Kerry Washington’s question (“Who are you wearing?”) about his sleepwear 

Read more of the late-night host’s best one-liners here.

“Another ugly infamous cry face for the records.”

- Kim Kardashian, sharing a close-up snapshot after a fear-filled roller-coaster ride, on Twitter

“Another ugly infamous cry face for the records.”

- Kim Kardashian, sharing a close-up snapshot after a fear-filled roller-coaster ride, on Twitter

Confirmed: Anchorman 2!!!
“You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”
- Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, to his multi-talented doggie pal Baxter
See More of the Comedian’s Most Memorable Movie Quotes >
Confirmed: Anchorman 2!!!
“You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”
- Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, to his multi-talented doggie pal Baxter
See More of the Comedian’s Most Memorable Movie Quotes >

Confirmed: Anchorman 2!!!

“You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”

- Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, to his multi-talented doggie pal Baxter

See More of the Comedian’s Most Memorable Movie Quotes >