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“On behalf of myself and all the other British actors here, thank you, Hollywood, for welcoming us. It is bloody amazing to go from doing theater in London to presenting here at the Emmys. It’s brilliant. Bloody brilliant, fish ‘n chips, cheers.”

- South Carolina-born comedian Aziz Ansari, sporting a fake British accent because “people take your acting more seriously when you’re British”, at the Emmy Awards

“Let’s not forget: In a way, all of you are winners tonight, but in a much more literal way, most of you will be losers. The important thing is we get out of here and you can put on your fat pants.”

– Emmys host Jimmy Kimmel, during his opening monologue for Sunday’s Emmy Awards

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“Do you think I made the right choice?”

– Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara, on her dazzling teal Zuhair Murad Emmys dress

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“I don’t think my stylist would let me bedazzle my splint.”

- Mayim Bialik, on her Emmy preparations despite her recent injury, to PEOPLE

Jimmy Kimmel Owns the Emmy Awards Announcement Ceremony! Check Out His Best Jokes:

“This is a sex dream, isn’t it?” 

– Looking confused, Jimmy Kimmel stepped onto the stage and cracked a joke about being a last-minute replacement for Nick Offerman 

 ”This could be just as good at noon, really.” 

– Joking about the announcement’s early hour – since the nominations are revealed live from Los Angeles at 5:40 a.m. PST 

“This is from the husky baby collection. Thank you for asking.” 

– In response to Kerry Washington’s question (“Who are you wearing?”) about his sleepwear 

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