Showing posts tagged ellen degeneres

Celeb Quote of the Week #1

”.@Beyonce and Jay Z announced their summer tour schedule. I don’t think I’m ready for this jelly.”

-– Ellen DeGeneres, riffing off Destiny’s Child anthem “Bootylicious” in response to the couple’s upcoming joint summer tour, on Twitter
See more star quotes here!
Celeb Quote of the Week #1

”.@Beyonce and Jay Z announced their summer tour schedule. I don’t think I’m ready for this jelly.”

-– Ellen DeGeneres, riffing off Destiny’s Child anthem “Bootylicious” in response to the couple’s upcoming joint summer tour, on Twitter
See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #1

”.@Beyonce and Jay Z announced their summer tour schedule. I don’t think I’m ready for this jelly.”

-– Ellen DeGeneres, riffing off Destiny’s Child anthem “Bootylicious” in response to the couple’s upcoming joint summer tour, on Twitter

See more star quotes here!

If this is your favorite pizza place, your life is over now, because Big Mama and Papa’s Pizzaria is going to be super famous.
Its pizza is cooked in the same ovens as pizza that touched Jared Leto’s hands.
If this is your favorite pizza place, your life is over now, because Big Mama and Papa’s Pizzaria is going to be super famous.
Its pizza is cooked in the same ovens as pizza that touched Jared Leto’s hands.

If this is your favorite pizza place, your life is over now, because Big Mama and Papa’s Pizzaria is going to be super famous.

Its pizza is cooked in the same ovens as pizza that touched Jared Leto’s hands.

Just in case you’re wondering: Ellen DeGeneres (aka Glinda the Good Witch) has won ALLL of the Internet.

#reblogsonreblogsonreblogs

Lucille 2 (Liza Minnelli) is not amused by Ellen DeGeneres' opening joke. It's the club sauce.

Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"I’m scared now."

-Sofia Vergara, on her surprise engagement gift – a stripper serving her coffee! – on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
See more star quotes here!
Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"I’m scared now."

-Sofia Vergara, on her surprise engagement gift – a stripper serving her coffee! – on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"I’m scared now."

-Sofia Vergara, on her surprise engagement gift – a stripper serving her coffee! – on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #3

"I’m a grower, not a shower."

– Ashton Kutcher, who sported faux facial hair for Movember, on The Ellen DeGeneres ShowSee more star quotes here!
Celeb Quote of the Week #3

"I’m a grower, not a shower."

– Ashton Kutcher, who sported faux facial hair for Movember, on The Ellen DeGeneres ShowSee more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #3

"I’m a grower, not a shower."

Ashton Kutcher, who sported faux facial hair for Movember, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #8

"This may be a little too much for me …"

– Nicki Minaj, on receiving two pairs of special Ellen-branded black thongs, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
See more star quotes here!
Celeb Quote of the Week #8

"This may be a little too much for me …"

– Nicki Minaj, on receiving two pairs of special Ellen-branded black thongs, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #8

"This may be a little too much for me …"

Nicki Minaj, on receiving two pairs of special Ellen-branded black thongs, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #3



"You want me to humiliate myself for these kids?"

– Andrew Garfield, who showed off his dance moves for charity, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!
Celeb Quote of the Week #3



"You want me to humiliate myself for these kids?"

– Andrew Garfield, who showed off his dance moves for charity, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #3

"You want me to humiliate myself for these kids?"

Andrew Garfield, who showed off his dance moves for charity, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #1



"Oh hell yeah!"

– An engaged Miley Cyrus, who was given a surprise bachelorette party during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show




See more star quotes here!
Celeb Quote of the Week #1



"Oh hell yeah!"

– An engaged Miley Cyrus, who was given a surprise bachelorette party during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show




See more star quotes here!

Celeb Quote of the Week #1

"Oh hell yeah!"

– An engaged Miley Cyrus, who was given a surprise bachelorette party during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

See more star quotes here!

"Your a— looks huge." 
-Sofia Vergara to Ellen Degeneres, when the talk-show host dressed up as the Modern Family star for her Ellen's Halloween episode
"Your a— looks huge." 
-Sofia Vergara to Ellen Degeneres, when the talk-show host dressed up as the Modern Family star for her Ellen's Halloween episode

"Your a— looks huge." 

-Sofia Vergara to Ellen Degeneres, when the talk-show host dressed up as the Modern Family star for her Ellen's Halloween episode