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Celeb Quote of the Week #6



"I’m thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth."


– Stephen Colbert, who will replace David Letterman as host of the Late Show, in a statement


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Celeb Quote of the Week #6



"I’m thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth."


– Stephen Colbert, who will replace David Letterman as host of the Late Show, in a statement


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Celeb Quote of the Week #6

"I’m thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth."

Stephen Colbert, who will replace David Letterman as host of the Late Show, in a statement

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"Well, that makes two of us!"

- Selena Gomez, after late night host David Letterman admitted he made Justin Bieber cry, on the Late Show

"Well, that makes two of us!"

Selena Gomez, after late night host David Letterman admitted he made Justin Bieber cry, on the Late Show

Celeb Quote of the Week #6


"He thinks I’m on a show about gardening."

- Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker, on what her 8-year-old son William thinks she does for a living, on the Late Show with David Letterman

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Celeb Quote of the Week #6


"He thinks I’m on a show about gardening."

- Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker, on what her 8-year-old son William thinks she does for a living, on the Late Show with David Letterman

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Celeb Quote of the Week #6

"He thinks I’m on a show about gardening."

- Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker, on what her 8-year-old son William thinks she does for a living, on the Late Show with David Letterman

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"When I was doing the gymnastics phase, they used to pin my feet back behind my head…and put peanut butter all over my face. We had three dachshunds and then the dogs would do this [go crazy licking]. And then they’d shut the door, lock me in the basement with dachshunds. And now – karma! – I go on talk shows and tell everybody. I win!” 
 Jennifer Lawrence, on getting roughhoused by her two older brothers as a child, on The Late Show with David Letterman

"I’m going to make two calls, Jennifer. The first one will be to Amnesty International, and the second one will be to Dick Cheney. I think we have something here. It might replace water boarding, that little dachshund deal." 
David Letterman

"When I was doing the gymnastics phase, they used to pin my feet back behind my head…and put peanut butter all over my face. We had three dachshunds and then the dogs would do this [go crazy licking]. And then they’d shut the door, lock me in the basement with dachshunds. And now – karma! – I go on talk shows and tell everybody. I win!”

Jennifer Lawrence, on getting roughhoused by her two older brothers as a child, on The Late Show with David Letterman


"I’m going to make two calls, Jennifer. The first one will be to Amnesty International, and the second one will be to Dick Cheney. I think we have something here. It might replace water boarding, that little dachshund deal."

David Letterman