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"When I was doing the gymnastics phase, they used to pin my feet back behind my head…and put peanut butter all over my face. We had three dachshunds and then the dogs would do this [go crazy licking]. And then they’d shut the door, lock me in the basement with dachshunds. And now – karma! – I go on talk shows and tell everybody. I win!”
Jennifer Lawrence, on getting roughhoused by her two older brothers as a child, on The Late Show with David Letterman
"I’m going to make two calls, Jennifer. The first one will be to Amnesty International, and the second one will be to Dick Cheney. I think we have something here. It might replace water boarding, that little dachshund deal."