“Do you know my name?”
- An agitated Reese Witherspoon, who was arrested for disorderly conduct when husband Jim Toth was pulled over and arrested for suspicion of driving while intoxicated, to an Atlanta police officer
“She punched her in the face.”
- Det. Mark Nell of the NYPD, on Lindsay Lohan’s recent arrest for assaulting a 26-year-old female, to PEOPLE
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