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“Expelliarmos!”

- Prince William, who joined Duchess Catherine and Prince Harry on a tour of the newly launched Making of “Harry Potter” studio tour 

“I’m gonna be spending the entire day with Prince Harry. Believe me, nobody’s gonna get naked if I’m spending the entire day with them.”

- New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, when asked if there are any plans to make sure the British royal behaves during his upcoming visit, on TownSquare Media’s Ask the Governor radio program

 ”It’s a classic example of me probably being too much army, and not enough prince.”

-Prince Harry, opening up about his nude photo scandal

“He will be a wonderful uncle – [think of] the mischief he will want to get up to with the [children]!” 

-A friend of the royal family’s, talking about what Prince Harry will be like as an uncle.

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“I don’t know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. He’s like every other red-blooded American man – he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers.”

– Nathan Lane, weighing in on the prince’s Las Vegas photo flap, at a New York fund-raiser for President Barack Obama

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“It’s funny, because we’re titillated about the posterior of a prince.”

 -Jerry Springer, sounding off on the Prince Harry nude photo scandal, to PEOPLE. (He then added, “It’s funny, because we’re titillated about the posterior of a prince.”)

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“We’ve Tweeted him, we’ve stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no luck so far.”

– Team USA beach volleyball player April Ross, on her attempts to lure Prince Harry to an Olympic match, to The Times of the U.K.

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“I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who’s willing to take on the job.”

– Prince Harry, whose desire to have kids comes second to finding a suitable wife, in an ABC interview

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“The hardest thing was trying to walk down the stairs with my spurs on, sideways. I had visions of myself and my brother colliding and crashing down the stairs.”

- Prince William, recalling his biggest wedding day fear, in an upcoming ITV1 documentary on his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II

“I asked him would he play on the record and he said, ‘I don’t sing’. But I said, ‘No, no – I don’t want you to sing, I want you to play the tambourine.’”

- Take That’s lead singer and head judge on the U.K.’s X Factor Gary Barlow, on getting Prince Harry to perform on “Sing,” a new song especially created for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee

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