“He’s adept at applying eyeliner and greasing his abs – and he travels with a photographer who lights him for maximum sexiness.”
- Matthew McConaughey, on his former Magic Mike costar, and PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Channing Tatum, in this week’s PEOPLE
“OK, I’m outta here. I’m going to the other side of the room!”
– Camila McConaughey, recalling her first encounter with an unrecognizably scruffy Matthew McConaughey, on Access Hollywood Live
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“We decided to embrace the ritual of marriage as an opportunity and adventure we’ll take together.”
- Matthew McConaughey, on why he and Camila Alves decided to finally tie the knot, in this week’s PEOPLE
“Well, Toby plays guitar, which makes him cooler than everyone else. But Kristen once threw a wild-a– party that I went to, and I woke up three states away.”
– Matthew McConaughey, on the merits of CMT Music Awards co-hosts Toby Keith and Kristen Bell
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“I don’t need a stunt a––.”
– Matthew McConaughey, who really backs up his performance in the male stripper film Magic Mike, to the Advocate
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“The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.”
– Matthew McConaughey, in his role as a male strip club owner in the new movie Magic Mike, also starring Channing Tatum
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