![“I do not want to be married to [Kris Humphries] when I have my baby.”
-Kim Kardashian, in her appeal to expedite her divorce](http://24.media.tumblr.com/15f08dc974d46285ae547edc5fd20957/tumblr_mhuzwrbBve1r5n0bgo1_500.gif)
“I do not want to be married to [Kris Humphries] when I have my baby.”
-Kim Kardashian, in her appeal to expedite her divorce
![“I do not want to be married to [Kris Humphries] when I have my baby.”
-Kim Kardashian, in her appeal to expedite her divorce](http://24.media.tumblr.com/15f08dc974d46285ae547edc5fd20957/tumblr_mhuzwrbBve1r5n0bgo1_500.gif)
“I do not want to be married to [Kris Humphries] when I have my baby.”
-Kim Kardashian, in her appeal to expedite her divorce
“Big chains, leather pants.”
- Kourtney Kardashian, on the “really fun stuff” sister Kim’s unborn baby will wear, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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“Yup. Uncle Jay at the O2.”
- Gwyneth Paltrow, Tweeting a photo of her children Apple Martin, 8, and little brother Moses, 6, throwing up Jay-Z’s HOVA hand sign at his concert with Kanye West

“I admit I fell in love with Kim … ‘Round the same time she fell in love with him … That’s cool, babygirl, do your thing … Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.”
- Kanye West, seemingly referring to his reportedly reignited flame Kim Kardashian and pal Jay-Z who owns the New Jersey Nets - the team Kim’s ex Kris Humphries plays for - in his new song “Theraflu”