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“Big chains, leather pants.”

- Kourtney Kardashian, on the “really fun stuff” sister Kim’s unborn baby will wear, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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“What’s that, Jimmy? Is there a new host in town? And his initials are MD. That’s right, the doctor is in.”

– Matt Damon, in a “revenge video” promoting his appearance – and ongoing “feud” – on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, on YouTube

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“I have such extraordinarily loud pecks - sounds like am walking around in wellies.”

- Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson, after watching his onscreen kiss with costar (and newly reunited girlfriend) Kristen Stewart, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“I rented this archway and I just live behind it… in this big trash can.”

- Robert Pattinson, joking about his current living situation, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“A lot of people are upset about this – some investors are even suing, claiming they were misled.  Their CEO is a kid in a hoody – how misled could we have been?”

- Jimmy Kimmel, on Facebook stock hitting an all-time low, in his monologue

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“I realized, pretty quickly, that that A was actually a little V on the pill. Because not only did I not sleep the entire flight, [there was] camping happening.”

- The Bourne Legacy star Jeremy Renner, who was tricked into taking Viagra instead of Ambien on a redeye, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Celeb Quote of the Week #2

“It’s important to remember – four years ago, Justin Bieber was a 14-year-old girl singing on YouTube. Now, he’s got grown men chasing him on the freeway.”

- Jimmy Kimmel, poking fun at the singer’s recent high-speed chase on an L.A. freeway, in his opening monologue

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“You’re a little bigger than most of the girls I’ve done this to.”
– Zac Efron, to the lingerie-wearing “Guillermo” he had to undo in a bra-unhooking contest, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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