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“A lot of people are upset about this – some investors are even suing, claiming they were misled. Their CEO is a kid in a hoody – how misled could we have been?”
- Jimmy Kimmel, on Facebook stock hitting an all-time low, in his monologue
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“I realized, pretty quickly, that that A was actually a little V on the pill. Because not only did I not sleep the entire flight, [there was] camping happening.”
- The Bourne Legacy star Jeremy Renner, who was tricked into taking Viagra instead of Ambien on a redeye, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“It’s important to remember – four years ago, Justin Bieber was a 14-year-old girl singing on YouTube. Now, he’s got grown men chasing him on the freeway.”
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“You’re a little bigger than most of the girls I’ve done this to.”
– Zac Efron, to the lingerie-wearing “Guillermo” he had to undo in a bra-unhooking contest, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!