Quoted on People.com

“Let the baby making begin!”

- Carrie Ann Inaba, who fell off her seat Monday night following Gilles Marini’s sexy DWTS dance number

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“She likes extremely tight pants with no room for balls.”

– DWTS pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy, on what partner Kirstie Alley looks for in a man, to PEOPLE

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“I’ve sworn off men until November.”

- Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson, who’s taken a self-imposed, season-long vow of celibacy so she can focus on her Dancing With the Stars return, to PEOPLE

“I’m surprised I can dance so well.”

- Dancing with the Stars contestant William Levy, who had no idea he’d come so far in the competition

“I’m going to call you the midwife [because] you keep on delivering.”

- Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman, after Katherine Jenkins and Mark Ballas’ sassy salsa to “I Can’t Get Next to You” last night

“He’s bringing out in me the sexy, confident, fiery redheaded cougar. Crazy, right? Halfpint a cougar? Really?!”

Dancing with the Stars contestant Melissa Gilbert on how her pro partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, is helping her embrace her inner sex kitten. 

“I want to sleep with this thing.”

Dancing with the Stars champ J.R. Martinez. on his new mirror-ball trophy, to PEOPLE

“Getting on a treadmill every day would make me slit my throat.”

Former Dancing With the Stars contestant Kirstie Alley, who’s still does the cha cha to maintain her 100 lbs. weightloss, to PEOPLE

“We’re on cloud 60 right now.”

J.R. Martinez, after he and partner Karina Smirnoff received an unprecedented two perfect scores on Dancing with the Stars

“When I get home [from rehearsals], I train horizontally.”
DWTS’s Ricki Lake, whose new moves are spicing up her love life with fiancé Christian Evans.