“In the hills of Georgia, at a modest home, lives a sugared-up beauty queen … She’ll sing a song, whistle a tune, make ketchup sketti with her mama June.”
- Country star Brad Paisley, who performed his latest tune “The Ballad of Honey Boo Boo,” an ode to the reality star, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“Did you see my husband hug him first?”
Carrie Underwood, calling out husband Mike Fisher as she accepted her first win at the CMT Awards with Brad Paisley for their sultry single “Remind Me,” to which Paisley fired back:
“To my wife at home, there’s nothing going on between me and Mike.”
Catch more of the night’s funniest one-liners here!
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