“Not in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or nine months.”

- Rapper Jay-Z, reiterating that wife Beyoncé is NOT pregnant, to E! Online

“She doesn’t have to be tough. She has to love herself, she has to know who she is, she has to be respectful, and be a moral person.”

- Jay-Z, on his hopes and dreams for 8-month-old daughter Blue Ivy, to T: The New York Times Style Magazine

“I thought I would be more inspired to have all these new feelings to talk about, but I really just want to hang out with my daughter. I want to enjoy this time for what it is.”

- Jay-Z, explaining that he won’t be heading back into the studio any time soon – he’d rather be with his 4-month-old baby girl Blue Ivy - to Billboard

“At the end of the day, I just know I’ll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever.”

– Blue Ivy Carter’s pop Jay-Z, laughing about the pitfalls of parenting, on Oprah’s Master Class: Special Edition

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“I did have a fresh eyebrow wax…I got my nails done, I got my feet done, had my hair done, and I had my little lip gloss.”

- PEOPLE’s 2012 Most Beautiful Woman Beyoncé, who admits to a little primping and prepping to deliver daughter Blue Ivy

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“this is my life, today, over the years - through my eyes. My family, my travels, my love. This is where I share with you, This will continue to grow as I do.”

- Beyoncé, in a note to fans on beyonce.tumblr.com, a site which reminds us that when we go on vacation, we seriously need to step up our fashion game.

(Source: beyonce)

“We welcome you to share in our joy. Thank you for respecting our privacy during this beautiful time in our lives.”

The Carter Family - Jay-Z, Beyoncé and their new baby girl, Blue Ivy