“I was really rooting for Carrie.”
-Miranda Lambert, talking about why Carrie Underwood should have won at the ACM Awards (instead of herself!)
“I’m sweating like Lindsay Lohan taking a driver’s test.”
– ACM host Blake Shelton, comparing his nervous state to that of the accident-prone starlet
See which other stars got hit with Blake’s Top 5 One Liner from last night’s show >
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